To Text Or Not To Text

I don't know about you, but if I text someone I want to talk. It is a no brainer. I am not going to take time out of my day to be like hey, have you text back hey, then I'm like what's up and you never respond. That is not cool. You know I text you, so text me back. I was just going through the routine of getting to know about your day. I do care about people and want to know how your day went. Why do you want to end the conversation before I even get to the main point of texting you? I wanted to see if you wanted to hang out. Fine, I guess you don't want to hang out. I can find someone else I suppose, but I did not even get the chance to ask. It is like a slap in the face and it was over text, or not text, because you didn't respond. It's cool. I'll still talk to you, next week, maybe. Just text me back, say you are busy and don't want to talk. That would be totally fine. Just do not leave me waiting for a text all day. I mean I could start thinking you were on the street and some man in a big black van pulled up and snatched you. I'm going to call the cops and have all of them looking for you when you were on your couch asleep watching reruns of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Like come one now. If you aren't going to talk to people why do you got a phone? To call your mother when you're out of milk? I think not.
Also if you have nothing to talk about, do not text me. I did not text you, therefore I am not in the mood to try to make conversation you should have brought to the table when you looked up my number in your contacts. What do you want? Just because you have nothing to do does not mean I'm doing nothing. It is true I am not very busy and I am nice so I will text back, but it is quite annoying at times. And boys I can not stress enough: do not tell me I am pretty and so fine. I know that! I put make up on , I do my hair, I already looked in the mirror today and said "I look good." I don't need you to tell me. I already know you been texting girls all day saying the same thing. Tell me something I don't know please. Maybe we can have an interesting conversation. I don't need an ego boost, trust me, I'm good.