I don't have normal fears. Most people are scared of the dark, or scared of snakes and spiders. Maybe you're scared of clowns or guns. I don't know. While the dark can be creepy I'm not really scared of it, which I'll explain. Snakes and spiders are fine, most of the time when I see a snake it's caged and as long as I don't bother it, it won't bother me. More than likely it'll hide from me. Spiders are fairly tiny and I can kill it with a large shoe. Clown can be a little creepy, but, again, I can deal. Guns, I mean there is a reason to not trust them. My real fears are 3D movies, Teeter Totters and not the dark but what is in the dark.
3D movies are scary as I don't even know what! You are going to see a movie people! A movie is supposed to be on a TV or a screen at the theater. I don't want to have things popping out at me while watching a MOVIE! It's just unneccesary and scary. I'd rather jump out of a plane than watch a 3D movie. That is not even close to being a lie. Don't think I'm naive and never even been to a 3D movie. I have been to several. I kept the glasses on the first few times, I jumped and was freaked out. The last time I went to a 3D movie I just watched it without the glasses. I just couldn't do it. If you would like to hear my nice conspiracy keep reading this paragraph. Okay so I think 3D movies was originally a plot made by aliens in hopes to take over planet earth. So they kidnapped a few people and brainwashed them and put in ideas of making a 3D movie. These people came back to earth and created 3D movies. Great. So now people go into see the movies and then you see an alien while in the theater, but you think nothing of it because you just think it's part of the movie and you are so amazed at the reality of the 3D affects. No one even notices the brain washing! They're just so occupied with the amazing movie. Wooo! Fear 3D movies! Oh and 3D movies don't work too well when you have to wear those special glasses but you aren't blessed with good eyes so you already have glasses on to see where you're going. Yeah 3D movies and people with bad eyesite don't mix very well.
Teeter Totters are just evil and man-made. Man-made objects are not to be trusted. So blame the janky making of this one I was on when I was like in 3rd grade. I was on the teeter totter, it was fun. That was until my leg went under the seat and was smashed! I had a huge bruise and a gash on my calf for at least two weeks. I was tramatized and never got on the teeter totters again. They are evil.
I am a person who actually loves the night and the dark. I don't like to open the windows all the time because I just like the dark. I love the night because I love the moon and the stars. The moon was "my moon" when I was like two. So, I'm not scared of the dark. But with the dark you have to be on high alert. At night is when the creepers come out. It's a more likely time for people to do stupid things because the bar closed and there are drunk people walking home. Yay! I like to take walks at night, I love it, but I don't really like to be alone. I do get paranoid, but then again I'm always paranoid and I'm even paranoid when I walk alone in daylight. The dark doesn't make it scary, it's the timing that does.
3D movies are scary as I don't even know what! You are going to see a movie people! A movie is supposed to be on a TV or a screen at the theater. I don't want to have things popping out at me while watching a MOVIE! It's just unneccesary and scary. I'd rather jump out of a plane than watch a 3D movie. That is not even close to being a lie. Don't think I'm naive and never even been to a 3D movie. I have been to several. I kept the glasses on the first few times, I jumped and was freaked out. The last time I went to a 3D movie I just watched it without the glasses. I just couldn't do it. If you would like to hear my nice conspiracy keep reading this paragraph. Okay so I think 3D movies was originally a plot made by aliens in hopes to take over planet earth. So they kidnapped a few people and brainwashed them and put in ideas of making a 3D movie. These people came back to earth and created 3D movies. Great. So now people go into see the movies and then you see an alien while in the theater, but you think nothing of it because you just think it's part of the movie and you are so amazed at the reality of the 3D affects. No one even notices the brain washing! They're just so occupied with the amazing movie. Wooo! Fear 3D movies! Oh and 3D movies don't work too well when you have to wear those special glasses but you aren't blessed with good eyes so you already have glasses on to see where you're going. Yeah 3D movies and people with bad eyesite don't mix very well.
Teeter Totters are just evil and man-made. Man-made objects are not to be trusted. So blame the janky making of this one I was on when I was like in 3rd grade. I was on the teeter totter, it was fun. That was until my leg went under the seat and was smashed! I had a huge bruise and a gash on my calf for at least two weeks. I was tramatized and never got on the teeter totters again. They are evil.
I am a person who actually loves the night and the dark. I don't like to open the windows all the time because I just like the dark. I love the night because I love the moon and the stars. The moon was "my moon" when I was like two. So, I'm not scared of the dark. But with the dark you have to be on high alert. At night is when the creepers come out. It's a more likely time for people to do stupid things because the bar closed and there are drunk people walking home. Yay! I like to take walks at night, I love it, but I don't really like to be alone. I do get paranoid, but then again I'm always paranoid and I'm even paranoid when I walk alone in daylight. The dark doesn't make it scary, it's the timing that does.
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