28 November, 2011

D. for All The Boys

If you hadn't guessed by the title, this is about how all guys are the same. Every girl says it. Maybe indirectly but they all say it. It has to be true if everyone says it. Even boys agree sometimes. That separates them only slightly, but when a guy says they're not like the rest they're only proving me right.
All of them think they are different. All of them are immature, if not immature they are jerks and completely ignorant. All of them are blind to the truly beautiful girls. All of them will never be good enough. All of them will make you feel like a queen for some amount of time, but eventually all of them will make you feel like crap. All of them just want some where to put their dick. All of them will lie to get the chance to.
What about girls? Are they all the same? Nope, definitely not. You never hear a guy say "All girls are the same." You just never hear it said. Why? Because it's not true! I may have heard it once, but that is nothing in comparison to how many girls say "All guys are the same." There is just no ratio.
All guys are the same. That is fact.

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